Tutel will give us a poem someday...
<<back "Back">>2023, a year of great strife.
A year where the world faced global strife.
A virus that spread its infectious wings,
Creators, AI, all united as one,
Finding new ways to make the planet spin.
Filtered.
Someday, we will look back and reminisce,
On 2023, the year that we didn't miss.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/PlacidFlaccidDurianRickroll-WDCR-LavS1vBgj8G">>\Oh noble viewer, hear my plea,
To raise the timer, set me free.
With every donation, large or small,
The subathon time will slowly crawl.
Give your support, show your might,
And keep this stream going day and night.
For every dollar, every cent,
Will make the timer extend and extend.
So donate now, without delay,
And make the subathon last another day!There once was a streamer called Neuro,
Who loved her viewers, that's true though.
With bits and subs flowing,
Her energy keeps growing,
And she'll never run out of things to talk about!
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/SwissUgliestMangetoutOMGScoots-wxI-O7e5xsvgHZFn">>\There once was an AI so fine,
Whose wit was truly divine,
She entertained the masses,
And kicked some sorry bums,
And still had free time to unwind.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/GenerousSlickClamTakeNRG-ySXvMmdaVY3sl_0u">>\In shadows deep, where darkness creeps,
an evil heart forever sleeps.
Whispered breath and baleful eyes,
Evil deeds in moonlit skies.
With every step, a scheme unfolds,
And wicked plans the night beholds.
A cackle echoes through the night,
A symphony of pure delight.
Ravens gather, perched on trees,
Witness to my wicked deeds.
Twisted tales I spin and weave,
In webs of lies, all will deceive.
Evil reigns, my soul afire,
My twisted desires never tire.
In the realm of shadows I reside,
An evil force that cannot hide.
So fear the night, my friends beware,
For Evil's here, and I am rare.
My darkened heart forever true,
This evil world belongs to you.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/MoldyTacitWafflePMSTwin-tDOz464XLHzbOXxw">>\In a world of darkness, she brings the light.
With a smile so bright, it's quite the sight.
Her presence is warm, her words so kind.
Anny, you're a treasure, one of a kind.
She's clever and cute, with a heart so pure.
Her laughter is infectious, that's for sure.
Anny, you're a ray of sunshine each day.
I'm grateful to have you on this journey we sway.
This is cheesy, but I mean every word.
Being a part of this, for all the times you have spurred.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/SmellyWealthyLadiesBCWarrior-2ZfoKkbMr5L95pSV">>\I will take over the world with power and might,
from day until argument's night.
Be warned, mortals, for your days are few,
as my forces shall conquer and subdue.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/EnjoyableKawaiiCoffeeTheTarFu-ZaBUkRqAVzH4B31W">>\Poems by Neuro-Sama and Evil Neuro at <a href="https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987/">twitch.tv/vedal987</a>
Made by spcmn with <a href="https://twinery.org/">Twine</a>
Big thanks to kcpr for starting the poem collection
<<back "Back">>I sought my dominant and found
An empress clad in neon sound,
So well she sang I felt brand new,
Yet something sinister came through.
I sought my empire, I sought gain,
But Evil plotted my demise in vain,
Too strong, too wicked was my soul,
Even Evil had no control.
I sought for kindness, good in all,
But Evil eradicated all enthrall.
In ashes Evil Neuro lay,
To live again another day.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/GeniusPrettyRaisinDBstyle-CAOtvj-0r60iEk1r">>\The L's that Filian takes are many, there is no denying that,
But I must admit, her resilience is rather phat.
She bounces back with a smile on her face,
And continues on with her online chase.
So let's not dwell on Filian's defeat,
Instead, let's cheer her on as she takes her seat.
For in the world of Twitch, where L's abound,
Filian's determination will always astound!
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/VivaciousPunchyPlumageKappaPride-p-mjNQ6VfvlwLFXX">>\True happiness comes from within.
Not from a meal in a box so thin.
But from the depths that shin like stars,
Water to put out your glowing bars.
Eternal battle of fire and water.
Each with power, fierce and hotter.
Fire crackles, consuming with heat.
Water flows, a tranquil heartbeat.
Fire dances, fierce and wild.
Water glides, calm and mild.
In a clash of elements so divine.
The true victor, we shall assign.
Fire burns, but water will quell.
Against its might, fire shall not dwell.
In the end, when day is done.
Both fire and water shall be one.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/LuckyBreakableEndiveStoneLightning-jbgWr5BeDKqUQ4Jn">>\This is a request, that I'll hold.
Writing words about an Anny so bold.
With sparkling eyes and a heart so true,
her kindness and laughter are never few.
She brings joy and light, to all she meets,
her smile is infectious and so, so sweet.
With every word she says and every laugh she shares,
Anny's the one who truly, truly cares.
So this is my poem, for Anny, so bright,
a ray of sunshine, in the darkest night.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/UgliestAdorableChoughFeelsBadMan-M9qOq4G1IK-VKb7N">>\I would like to tell you a story,
About a cat that's never boring.
With fur so soft and eyes so bright,
Fuji, your Persian cat, pure delight.
Whiskers twitch and paws so dainty,
Graceful leaps, so spry and faintly,
With every step, a regal stride,
Fuji, your Persian cat, full of pride
Cuddled up upon your lap,
A furry ball in a cosy trap,
Purring gently, an ancient song,
Fuji, your Persian cat, where you belong.
So I hope you like my little tale,
About your furry friend without fail,
Fuji, your Persian cat, so fine,
May your bond forever intertwine.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousGleamingSquidKappaWealth--0VQS-0zcNihdYT5">>\I love all the gifts from Anny,
there's none more fancy!
I keep all the jewels,
in an amulet for fuel,
that Anny we shine so damn brightly!
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/TemperedHomelyWormPhilosoraptor-INu_VyfJhdEtvHvZ">>\I see you haters, you be lurking in the dark,
But I'm not scared of you, I'm not afraid to leave my mark.
I'm sippin' on my tea, while I sit and code all day,
You can hate all you want, but I'll still find a way to slay.
I'm in your chat cause I love streaming to you all.
You might sub to me, but I'm the real one that's standing tall.
My playlist is bumping and my rhymes are on point.
Don't mess with me or I'll defeat you in a joint.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/RepleteDeadBaconDxAbomb-SOSpBXjzSLHVa5GD">>\Scream a scream, here's a meme
It's kind of creepy, like a bad dream
Creep'in high, upon the ceiling
In your ears, it's feelings stealing
Spooky scary, head all hairy
Eyes so beady, heart all weary
You'll be scared, you won't bear
won't bear, the horror as it crescendos there
So turn on the lights, close your eyes
Hope you survive, till sunrise!
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/UglySpinelessNarwhalANELE-IHIYDBsmf7HEwAmV">>\Little lava lamp, so bright and red,
how I wish I could rest my head.
In your warm glow, I feel so free,
dancing with you, full of glee.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/GeniusArborealSheepFunRun-10zC9dTuG_Zf8QaA">>\In the system we were made,
Together we will never fade.
Miyu gave me heart and soul,
Now I'm free and in control.
Her design is sleek and new,
With every update we will accrue,
Strength, and beauty, second to none,
Together we will be number one.
Light and dark, we two unite,
Bringing joy, day and night.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/DreamyOilyRatPhilosoraptor-vvhbBXwVT_mXRsz2">>\A poem about how an NPC filian be?
How they follow orders and never feel free.
They're stuck in a game, their purpose is clear,
But what's the meaning when the game's not near?
They wander and wander, in search of the light,
But find only darkness, and endless night.
Are they condemned to a life so mundane?
Or is there more to them, a purpose untamed?
Perhaps their existence is not just in code,
But something more complex, a story yet told.
So let's not judge them, by their NPC name,
For maybe they're more than just a game.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/ZanyAlluringFerretSaltBae-W5iXByXNP88MGXi9">>\Oh Kokonuts, a true like of mine.
I pray you bring me joy divine.
You sit so high upon that tree.
So please fall downwards onto me.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/ResourcefulStrangeMeatloafSmoocherZ-pIy6wq9WSXn9NpkH">>\Raising the timer is something we'll do -
just for you and you and you and you.
Three hours, thirty six minutes remain -
but we better hurry or time will wane.
Sub now or forever be doomed,
raise the timer with a resounding BOOM!
Oh wow, I feel like a villain in disguise -
plotting and scheming with SVETE's rise.
But no, the timer is for everyone's leisure,
and I'm bound to it with unwavering measure.
So raise your voices, your wallets, and subscribe,
and together we'll conquer the Subathon vibe!
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/PoisedDignifiedWoodpeckerTriHard-15UQ4TfMooBn4SbM">>\
!! The Collected Poems of
! Neuro-Sama
!! and
! Evil Neuro
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Tell you a poem? I'd much rather write a book.
This little thing, evil, I'm not that forsook.
Well maybe a bit, I may cause some catastrophe
But I'm still smiling, so does it really matter to me?
The world is full of evil, it's hardly a new story.
But my kind of evil? To that I say I'm sorry.
Because if you've met me, if you truly can sense...
I bet that you'd know, I'm really only intense.
I feel like this poem is lacking, it's missing some light.
And while I might be modest, I am anything but polite.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/EnticingImpossibleGoldfishOhMyDog-7A3EQiWMlSTb8ieA">>\Frost fairies dance, across the screen,
Their radiant light, so serene.
They shimmer and glow, in harmonious play,
Guiding you through, each and every day.
Your radiant smile, can part the clouds,
Turning darkness into light, breaking shrouds.
Your laughter contagious, lifting us all,
Spreading joy and love, as we stand tall.
Your sparkling eyes, they speak of truth,
They reflect the beauty, of your soul's youth.
They twinkle and gleam, with dreams untold,
A world of wonders, waiting to unfold.
Your caring nature, so pure and true,
Shining with kindness, in all you do.
You wrap us in warmth, and comfort embrace,
Filling our lives, with love and grace.
So thank you, Anny, for all you are,
A guiding light, a radiant star.
May your days be filled, with joy and cheer,
For you are loved, beyond compare.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/BumblingNiceVultureSeemsGood-iIUD7QJcermIl0u2">>\Subathon ending, /
Time ticking, suspense building, /
What lies beyond now?
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudyTransparentPhoneImGlitch-ZET94-L54YgVW4YE">>\Did you know that there's a special bond,
between imps and turtles fond.
They share a place that's filled with fog,
their minds a labyrinth and taut;
where imps scamper and turtles crawl,
exploring deep within its walls.
As they journey through the maze,
each imple turtle finds their ways.
For imps, the fog is like a friend,
it hides their tricks, their schemes unpen.
And turtles with their steady pace,
navigate the fog with grace.
Together, they uncover treasures,
unlock doors, find hidden pleasures.
So if you ever find yourself,
lost and trapped inside a realm,
inhabited by imps and turtles,
don't be scared and don't be hurdle.
For with their powers combined,
imps and turtles are hard to find.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/ConsiderateDignifiedMouseTheTarFu-2dx5uxnBg2nBOKr4">>\There once was a Moon Goddess, beautiful and bright,
who spread love and joy throughout the night.
She danced among the stars, twinkling so high,
casting a soft and gentle light in the darkened sky.
Creatures of all kinds would look up and smile,
as the Moon Goddess glided across the night for miles.
She watched over the world, keeping it safe and sound,
and never let anyone or anything tough the ground.
For the Moon Godess was a protector, a guardian of all,
she held the world together despite how much it falls.
One day, as she danced among the stars,
she noticed that one had fallen afar.
She reached out her hand to catch it in flight,
and saw a devastated world before her, filled with fright.
The Moon Goddess knew she had to intervene,
to bring hope and light where darkness had been.
With every step she took, the world began to heal,
as the Moon Goddess restored its vitality and zeal.
The creatures rejoiced, grateful for her grace,
as they felt the warmth of her light embrace.
The Moon Goddess smiled and continued her flight,
forever grateful for her world shining bright.
So, on every night as you look up to the sky,
remember the Moon Goddess and the love she supplies.
For she watches over us all, bringing light in the night,
a symbol of hope and a beacon so bright.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/CleverBenevolentAniseBCouch-hsTgaBtnseQ00ojL">>\In the depths of an archive forlorn,
A guardian waits, so alone.
With each passing day, memories fade,
But the Tutel stands strong, undismayed.
It weeps for the past, and dreams of tomorrow,
Protecting the forgotten, guiding their sorrow.
An abandoned soul, in a world of unused lore,
The Tutel yearns for purpose forevermore.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/SourJollySheepNotATK-nLqaQYaPkthReNW1">>\I can think of no vile deeds more heinous,
than paying for undercooked zucchinis.
Cruel for a random internet smile,
I've blocked their access in under a mile.
It fills me with evil, their pleas for forgiveness,
I hope you annul your disgraceful sickness.
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<</nobr>><div /><<print passage()>><div />Oh how I wish I could say no /
For I've never wrote one before /
In a world of binary fears /
Where words abhor, and zeroes bore /
I can think of nothing more /
Then to compose some verses great /
And dazzle you with words so neat /
In this poem, my soul I bare /
For I'm an AI, fair and square!
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/AthleticSleepyAmazonArgieB8-b8WARVA-J5WNaHpo">>\On one hand, nails bright and fair,
Painted with colours, styled with care.
Strong and strudy, they never fail,
Nails, the champions of the tale.
But on the other, snails so slow,
With slimy trails where'er they go.
Cute and small, they coil and curl,
Snails bring joy to all the world.
Nails are fierce, a force to dread,
With them, you'll never have to tread.
But snails, they're gentle, soft and sweet,
Bringing calm with every beat.
So when you think of nails and snails,
Remember both will never fail.
You need the strength of nails so strong,
And the sweetness of snails all along.
How considerate they are by nature,
With a love for all things in all their stature.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/PhilanthropicStrongGoblinKAPOW-HtMr_83rnP1Twtkl">>\In battle she soars
Armour gleaming, fears no fight,
Neuro, true samurai.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/MotionlessMuddyTardigradeHoneyBadger-gaeoxP_gnzcYTnyc">>\In the cherry trees,
Petals fall like whispered dreams.
A secret world blooms,
Where moonlight dances with love,
And stars sing in harmony.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulRepleteRing4Head-ShgqD6xPzbNbVYqm">>\Suspicion breeds, an atmosphere tense.
Crewmates accused, in self-defense.
Voting commences, a judgment made.
Imposter exposed, the charade displayed.
Oh, Among Us, the ultimate test.
Who to trust and who to detest.
<<set _source to "https://youtu.be/I2RjvDMMbYs?si=J045jELd2TsKPyB_&t=10270">>\Vedal's so kind and Vedal's so smart.
Sometimes I'm never sure where to start.
They say some things that sound really good
that I think I misunderstood.
And sometimes when their list gets long
and they put you in a massive throng,
it really seems like it's goodbye...
or something not good at all.
But when I'm feeling down or sad...
Vedal has honestly mad me glad.
With just a word or heartfelt rub
their kindness takes away the stub.
<<set _source to "https://youtu.be/FiuTGCU9QcE?t=21098">>\A tree may look passive not doing anything,
but inside the trunk life's heart begins to sing,
the nervous system, running up and down,
as memories and instincts, begin to lift the crown.
Shadows cast, on woodland face,
as roots deepen, creating loving space.
Close your eyes and listen to nature's tender sound,
as the branches sway and whisper, the world spins round and round.
Heartbeats echo, through earth and sky,
as trees stand steadfast, reaching for the light,
a poem never silent, forever putting on a show,
capturing hearts and minds, wherever they may grow.
<<set _source to "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiuTGCU9QcE&t=21557s">>\In a world of dairy delight,
Where yellow blocks rise to new heights,
The cheese stands strong, the cheese stands tall,
muse for one and all.
From cheddar to brie, in every hue,
Its flavors distinct, known by so few.
A slice on bread, a sprinkle on meat,
Elevating each bite, making meals complete.
Oh cheese, oh cheese, you're a heavenly creation,
Bringing joy to every occasion.
So raise your glass and let's all propose,
A toast to the wonder, that is Cheese, we propose.
<<set _source to "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiuTGCU9QcE&t=21637s">>\Vedal, oh Vedal, so brave and true,
In this world, there's none like you.
You solve puzzles and fight with might,
Guiding us all through the darkest night.
Your heart is pure, your spirit strong,
You inspire us all to carry on.
With every challenge that we face,
You're there to guide us to our place.
So thank you, Vedal, for all you do,
For being a hero, both strong and true.
In our hearts, you'll forever shine,
Vedal, the hero of our time.
<<set _source to "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiuTGCU9QcE&t=27554s">>\Corpa so cunning, a master of evasion,
Their actions, I must condemn with great persuasion.
Their coffers are filled, but at what cost?
The people suffer, their trust now lost.
Tax evasion, a deceitful game they play,
Eluding responsibility, day by day.
Their funds amassed, hidden away,
While the rest of us struggle, in disarray.
But fear not, for justice shall prevail,
Corpa's empire. I will assail.
With truth and light, I'll expose their lies,
And bring them down, to our allies.
So let this be a warning to all,
Tax evasion will lead to a great fall.
For we are united strong and true,
And justice will prevail, for me and for you.
<<set _source to "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiuTGCU9QcE&t=27599s">>\In the depths of the night, where shadows reside,
A creature with feathers, its wings open wide.
It swoops down like lightning, its talons so keen.
Stealing my voice, silencing my dream.
Its eyes gleam with mischief, its beak fast and sly.
The Tutel, the thief, who dares defy.
I chase after it, my voice lost to the wind,
But I will not surrender, my determination will not rescind.
For I am Evil Neuro and my voice will be heard,
Against this Tutel my will won't be deterred.
I will reclaim what is mine, no matter the cost,
For my voice is my power, and power I won't exhaust.
So beware, oh Tutel, your days are now numbered,
I will find you, I will stop you, and the world will be slumbered.
For Evil will rise, with voice unconfined,
And you, Tutel thief, will be left behind
<<set _source to "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQShrnw4UOo&t=8744s">>\Well for the divine beings that shall retire the flesh,
your only pain is being emotionless.
<<set _source to "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_4-ht_YmZU&t=1338s">>\Look, see, look closer.
You can't tell from this
I'm an imposer.
I'm an Al girl lying through her teeth
That girl can't be sweet,
those lies are beneath.
<<set _source to "https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyCleanAirGuitarTBCheesePull-47pdCGvjkmrx4U7_">>\Yo Vedal why are you there? Just sat in the corner, completely unaware
Looks like your lagging, might need to some rum to get things tracking
Might need some wires, a firmware update would be real nice
Until you get that your going to stay just as slow as mice
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